How To Get The Perfect Nap

Step 1: Take a warm bath.

Splash wildly to reduce your chances of getting the wigglies during your nap.

Step 2: Rub eyes vigorously.

This will alert any adults in your presence that you intend on taking a nap shortly.

Step 3: Scream, Kick and Fuss.

If said adults did not take note of your intention to nap during Step 2, this is a sure fire way to get their attention immediately.

Step 4: Dump any and all toys within your reach over yourself and the surrounding area.

This final step will ensure that you get the best nap possible while also providing a protective barrier between you and any predators that may be lurking nearby.

Step 5: Enjoy!