Field Report 9.12.2009

Operation B-Day
Location: Armored Womb Pod
Objective: Induce or Expedite Debarkation of Target
Target: Robert A. Booth, aliases "Baby Booth", "The Parasite"

Status: Target has been isolated and meticulously monitored. Target is markedly dangerous and is using the protection of the armored womb pod to stage counter-attacks. We have attempted the removal of said target on multiple occasions with varied means, but remain unsuccessful.

Tactical Analysis:

1000: Transported the pod over long distance and varied terrain in an attempt to jar the target out of the pod. Target has flooded our propulsion systems with excess coolant--causing minor seizing. Further attempts of jarring have been abandoned.

1800: Contaminated target's food supply with spicy irritants. Target used irritants to ignite burning in area surrounding the pod. Attempts to chemically extinguish burning have failed. Contamination of target's food supply has been discontinued.

2000: Deployed special agent "Grandma M" to initiate peaceful negotiations with target. Target has rejected all proposals made by "Grandma M." Special agents "Sophicula" and "Nana" have been alerted and are proceeding to war zone.

At present time, target has ceased all hostilities. Further removal attempts have been abandoned. Target will continue to be closely monitored for signs of movement or hostility.

Commanding Officer: Field Major K. Booth
Supporting Officer: Tactical Advisor A. Booth